Cooking Expedition

Interactions among a group of Ns are pretty amusing. The endless non-sequiturs alone. Here's footage of a food-related gathering with the ENTP, the INTP, an INFP, and an ENTJ in dialogue form:

the ENTP: [holding giant knife and bar of cheddar, waving knife around casually to gesticulate speech]
the INTP: [recording, mimics "Psycho" music]
the ENTP: [oblivious to this, posing for picture] Oh, you're recording? I was holding for a photo.
INFP: Where did those Premium crackers go?
the INTP: [looking at cutlets of meat] That doesn't look like Premium crackers.
INFP: No, this. [grabs box of crackers]
ENTJ: I'm on number two [about beer].
the ENTP: Can that be sent to me via email? [about recording]
INFP: Tastes like shit! [about beer]
the ENTP: What kind of file is it? [about recording]
INFP: [noticing the ENTP waving knife around in his direction] Whoa this!
the INTP: Yeah, I know. I gotta stay away from you [about the ENTP's disregard for knife safety]
ENTJ: OHH! The server's down! [about computer game] Oh, no it's not.
the INTP: Well, I use VLC [about recording].
the ENTP: What's that?
the INTP: [wondering curiously] Uh, what does it stand for? ENTJ, what does that stand for?! VLC.
ENTJ: [dismissively] Nerd shit.
the INTP: [excitedly] INFP! What does it stand for?! VLC!
INFP: Hmm, VLC. I forget, sorry.
the INTP: Eh, it's just VLC then. [seeing the ENTP walking pass] AHH!! You have a big knife in your hand!
the ENTP: You already knew this.
the INTP: Yes, but it came closer to me.
the ENTP: [blithely] Just slicing some cheese.
INFP: [somewhat loudly] If you can, cut them a little thinner.
the ENTP: Oh, okay.
INFP: [softly] Thanks.
ENTJ: Yo, don't yell at her.
the ENTP: I didn't see that as yelling.
INFP: Take a break for awhile. Try this. [hands out cracker creations]
the ENTP: Oh, onions. There's no meat involved?
INFP: No, try it.
the INTP: Mmm, this is good.
the ENTP: Oh, I like it, and I usually don't like onions.
the INTP: Me, too. I was skeptical about this, but I was gonna eat it anyway.
ENTJ: [from other room] I need some assistance over here!
the ENTP: What is he doing?
the INTP: Who? ENTJ?
the ENTP: Yeah.
the INTP: What does he ever do?
INFP: Here, try this. [hands cracker creation to ENTJ]
ENTJ: [swallows in one bite]
the INTP: You didn't even taste it. You just like ate the whole thing. [offended for cracker creation's sake, not INFP who made it]
ENTJ: Good shit, right?
INFP: [long elaboration on his cooking process]
the ENTP: [walks over to see what ENTJ is doing, sees same computer game as earlier] Oh, this lame ass thing again.
INFP: It's fun...for those with an imagination [wistfully about computer game].

[End footage]