Romantic times with an ENTJ

ENTJs and INTPs are supposedly an ideal match. Let's explore how that may be the case...

HIM: (asks some computer questions)
ME: (avidly answers, expounding on them to the extent of an extrovert)... ask me more computer questions, it makes me feel sexxeee
HIM: (laughs) NERD

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ME: (while playing footsies) it's getting hot... o0o0o time for the socks to come off... (takes off socks, smells them) ooohh yeaahh they smell cleeeaan... I bet that's sexy huh (throws socks at guy's face)
HIM: (laughs) ew, asshole

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ME: (lying on a couch on a random building, sleeping)
HIM: (punches me really hard on the ass)
ME: AGGHHHH AAAAHHH OOOOUCH WTF THAT HURT A LOT ASSHOLE
HIM: (laughing uncontrollably)
ME: (getting up as soon as the pain allows it, chasing ENTJ until I grab a hold of him and bite him as hard as I can on the arm)
HIM: AAAGHHH YOU BIT ME WTF
ME: (laughs)

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ME: (excitedly running to meet ENTJ guy) ...so guess what? my perfect match is an ENTJ
HIM: ...
ME: that's you dumbass
HIM: ... man that's horrible
ME: whaaat?? whyy??
HIM: I feel bad for anybody who has someone like me as their perfect type


Analysis (no conclusion here): The ENTJ appears to be cool and detached, yet entertaining and interested in the uniqueness of people. The INTP loooves being seen as a unique individual. Thus, the ENTJ makes it very comfortable for the INTP to come out to the world and play. Instead of the reactions the INTP expects from people, which are to simply dismiss the INTPs quirks, the ENTJ seems delighted in them, and they carry on this attitude with all people, so the INTP doesn't feel that it is attention given for the sake of attachment but rather out of a genuine interest in what the world has to offer. This is very attractive. And very few compliments have the effect of being called an 'asshole' in this manner. This is almost a match made in heaven except for the likelihood for the INTP to get really really hurt as the ENTJ has been likened to the personality of the devil. No matter what, the ENTJ will never get attached. The INTP both likes and dislikes this. Well, for a type who favors uncertainty so much, maybe it is after all a match made in heaven.